Somehow, vampires are sexy. I'm not sure if it's the bad-boy thing or the mysteriously brooding demeanor or the blood sucking.
I really hope it isn't the blood sucking. But she's turned on by the idea of vampires.
And werewolves apparently.
I'm talking about my wife, your wife, girlfriend, sister, mom....all of 'em. Blood lusting fetishists.
What I think would add a lot to the Twighlight saga is a hot ass Mummy.
Okay, seriously...hear me out.
Just imagine his bandages coming unwrapped to reveal open wounds, oozing pure molten milk chocolate.
NOTHING is as sexy as chocolate. But we can't do the chocolate vampire thing because of trademark infringement on the Count Chocula character. But that's cool. Because a chocolate mummy would be smoking hot. Fondue hot.
And I usually don't feel like I have to pile on the awesome; but what if we tapped into the street cred of Slumdog and gave our Cocoa Zombie some Bollywood zing? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
Somebody get Hershey's and MIA on the phone right now!
